A brief two words hey so

Sooooo I’m up early. The little canine, Lukey, decided to wake me so he could go outside and rub his belly along the grass (Insert eye roll here). And I gotta pay him mind cuz sometimes he actually really needs to go outside to use the “Lukey loo”, and if I ignore those moments I am greeted with a small pile of “smelly Lukey logs” in the far corner of a room or a small pool of “Lukey pee” with spatters alongside anything I have left on the ground at his leg height. Good ting I got nuff o’ dem reusable shopping bags – his favourite target.

Having gone to bed early and also now that the sleep has been knocked outta me, I ponder …. ‘how I gine tekk full advantage of this up earliness?” 

First idea – do the National Trust Hike….I did into dem last year and slack off badd badd. So I checked this week’s location….. Indian Ground Playing Field – The Richard Goddard Hike, St Peter. Wuhhhhh? Who? Dah fail. Dis body ain’t driving all up dey today.

Next option – ok, as soon as it gets lil brighter I cuh go fuh a ride. Bike hey so becoming a bit ornamental so dat sounding good. Lo and behold, two drops o’ rain fall…soooooo, yuh know dat pon pause…..granted I have gone riding in de rain before…even got caught in a torrential downpour dat sneak in outta nowhere…and thoroughly enjoyed it too. So de fact that I still here typing this tells me I just being lazy. 

I glance at my phone (yeppp….the beginning of the end of anything involving exercise), and see that Apple has taken the initiative to create a video of the Best of the Year 2018, using random pics and videos of mine. It ain’t ask me nutting…just ups and do it….but I sure in some of the finest of fine prints somewhere I have agreed to let it do this so I gine be quiet and thankful that it is doan just up and share it for muh wid whoever it pleases. Turns out to be a nice collection….of course it got in a few pics that make yuh wonder “ammmmm, why?” but they also confirm that it is a non-human selecting the images. So I save the vid and think of what next …..  Do I just revel in the peace and quiet of the early morning? I prise open de window little more and enjoy de crisp, cool, fresh air….and the silence.

And THEN I say, lemme just check my Facebook newsfeed….. Ya know it done dey LOL

Was a rather brief FB visit and a bit of brief exchange of comments (“Facebook chit chat) with a couple other early risers and then it dawns on me (pun intended) lemme do a blog.

So here I am….jotting down a few words, still hoping to lure my body out of it’s “stop in yuh bed lil longer inertia” and go for a ride. Torn (not really torn…but it sounds better …more dramatic) between riding and doing a bit of gardening before de sun get hot hot. And as I type this I realise I am OLD. Gardening is near the top of my list. Wuhlosss!

Right now I am watching a little white lizard which has adopted the area round my tv as its playground (or perhaps hunting ground… tho I wish he luck cuz my swatter done tekk care of several potential meals). Outside bright and his built in “guh back into hiding cuz yuh gine get kill” sensors say it’s time to retreat to wherever he iz be during de day…. likely hiding amongst my books waiting to surprise me. For now we good. We have an understanding. He will either end up as a flattened, crispy lizard corpse discovered under a pile of books or he will be smart and grow up to be a teenaged white lizard, at which point we gine have to renegotiate this agreement. Cuz by then he ain’t gine be de cute little fella dancing bout by my tv cables. He gine graduate to being de ting dat might crawl pon me or drop pon me …de ting I friten fuh. He best chat wid de big fat one dat is be in my kitchen dat know dat when lights on it is my turf and when lights out he got free rein. If young lizzy onstand that, we good and he will live long. Dem got nuff sugar ants bout hey dat he cuh eat. I wud even lure dem in wid some crumbs LOL. Not in trute… Terro Ant Kill already down to mekk sure dem doan lift me outta hey pon a nite, cuz yuh done know dem is team up and be carrying tings MUCH bigger dan dem back to their nest. I gotta protect myself……and Lukey LOL

Anyhowsie, I called this a brief two words hey so, and as usual I rattling on. 

So I gone. 


Becausing dese chirrun is grow up fast fast, I decided to share a pic of de little lizard in his youth.

Looka, Lizzibus!!

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